a tube of magic sugar free goo...

like myself and my ex girlfriend, january and I are over and now its time to start dating her sizzling hot neighbour febuary, what have we learned? probably nothing

but damn we looked good doing it...

Outlet: Savers Greensborough
Size: Small
Colour: non conformist black
Price: $5.99
Why: is this not the coolest/zaniest tee ever??? ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED
Spotted: in the city on a thursday night partying like an animal


Damn can this shirt party! when i left the club at 2am my tee was wearing sunglasses, doing tequila shots, ripping up the dance floor and breaking hearts

word on the street is he partied all night, spent all his money, stole a car, punched a cop and got home at 10am smelling of booze cigarettes and cheap perfume like a drunk ashtray in a stripclub and now he's a cage fighter too, just like ryan from the O.C.

just another day in the life of a sunglasses wearing monster strawberry motherf***er with a "can do" attitude and a tube of magic sugar free goo.

now back to the boring stuff, a wrap up of the first month of one-tee-a-week
I now have:

• 4 new tee's

• $28.97 less than i would otherwise have

• a greater love and respect for the pieces of material that cover my chest

with $12.03 spare in the budget i am trying to expand my range of stores but with some of the best finds ever, savers will be hard to beat for title of "best tee" for this calender year

next time its personal

Alex