THIS IS FASHION...

date 21/10 - 28/10 bought: savers
brand: fashion
size: small
price: $3.99
colour: "vight"
why: because the mankeenie is so 2006
spotted: sipping sangria in saint kilda pre-parklife 2010

i'm still not sure exactly who is it that makes these amazing tees but maybe bruno knows. because he knows fashion, he knows cool. or maybe its not really about bruno maybe its all just me. after all i am the one with an exponentially growing collection of tees. i like to think that as my wardrobe grows so too does my cool.

a little arrogance is a good thing. just remember its not arrogance if you can back it up... and by the end of the year fifty two of the best, random, kickass tee shirts have got my back.

my front

my shoulders

and the upper half of my biceps

bermuda, bahama come on baby mama...

date 14/10 - 21/10
bought: savers
brand: princess cruises
size: small
price: $3.99
colour: ocean blue
why: because i am about to set sail on what will be an amazing week

i am not journeying upon a cruise ship, not one of those massive ocean going beasts filled with everything you'd find in a major city including the crime. no, i will be sailing around some tropical islands,relaxing in the sun and just generally taking my time. with the lonely island's "i'm on a boat" on repeat, and a pair of Terrence™ towel shorts and possibly a captains hat...

not to self: buy captains hat and other nautically themed apparel

jack lives here...

date 7/10 - 14/10
bought: savers
brand: jack daniels
size: small
price: $6.99
colour: mellow yellow
why: my wardrobe was missing a certain bogan element

what i was originally looking for was a a white tee with the classic square jack daniels design. but this is what i found. but, you know... when in rome

i'm not sure exactly what it is that drives people to wear liquor branded merchandise, or why it is so popular with those of a certain socio-economic status. it's probably because i'm too white, too middle class, or maybe just too allergic to that sweet sweet alcohol to understand. wherever it is that jack lives he has become a little cooler in my book. but only because he made a sweet tee

nom nom nom....

date 1/10 - 7/10
bought: savers
brand: philosophy
size: small
price: $3.99
colour: named after the common teal, a member of the duck family whose eyes are surrounded by the colour
why: the colour really brings out my eyes... and it has a kitteh in a lab coat and safety goggles eating a cookie

for all the fans out there the writing under the picture reads "Cogito Ergo NOM". so if a cat was indeed a scientist of some sort what kind of science would he study? Cathematics. what an awful joke. i feel as though i need to make up for it somehow

i know... i'll watch the sequel to jaws on late night channel 7, if only there weren't so many ads for packed to the rafters.

anyone remember that show mork and mindy with robin williams? anyone remember the alien swearword mork used? well it's shuzbutt which FYI is also the name of my cat pictured here. we can thank my brother for that sweet name. he is possibly the biggest jerk i know(my cat that is). one morning i wake up to find him sitting on my bedside table. he was upset because he'd been trying to wake me for an hour. so there he was just staring at me, sitting next to a stack of origami paper knocking off the sheets one at a time... jerk. it took me like 17 cookies just to get him into my photo but it was worth it. if only to feel like david attenborough for 12 seconds

welcome to the black market...

date 24/9 - 1/10
bought: savers
brand: atari
size: small
price: $5.99
colour: my attire for a black tie event
why: because video games are cool

i am indeed classically trained in the art of video gaming. i was more of a commodore 64 man myself though. the atari 2600 was already 10 years old by the time i was born. times had changed the videogame industry had moved on to bigger and better things. i remember getting a playstation for christmas. i bugged my dad so often and so many times that he told me i was definitely not getting one but he lied and i did and it was awesome.

i remember hitting up the golden arcade next to Sham Shui Po MTR station in hong kong, the only place to buy counterfeit games, consoles and electronics. 3 or so stories of a city block filled with stores and stalls selling every computer program ever made. they had this mad system of avoiding the law... the stalls would have big binders with pictures of all the games. you'd point to the ones you wanted, they'd be written down, you'd bargain and eventually settle on an acceptable price. no counterfeit games were ever kept in the store. a phone call would be made and you'd have to wait for the games to be brought to you in sealed black plastic bags or you'd be sent 2 stories down to the stairwell to pick up your merchandise. i was once even sent out of the arcade and down the street, given instructions to knock on a red door and pass them a note.

everyone knows the products aren't real, but no one ever talks about it. the store operators were always a little nervous, always looking around. but the whole black market industry was set up so well they knew when a raid was coming. all at once the message gets out. the customers are rushed out of stores, people hurriedly pack things away, shutters are pulled down and closed fast. before you know it the whole operation is shut down and there you are standing on the street with a hundred other black market customers. there will be no more shopping today.

but tomorrow it will be open again, business as usual. i wonder if it's still there. its been near a decade since i last broke the law in hong kong.

this is my tee...

date 17/9 - 24/9
bought: giordano
brand: giordano
size: extra small
price: $10
colour: stuff white people like #63 expensive sandwiches why: a timeless classic, a tee no collection should be without

This is my tee. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My tee is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. My tee, without me, is useless. Without my tee, I am useless. I must fire my tee true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will...

everyone i know should own a white tee, even everyone you know should too. when nothing else in your wardrobe will work, this tee will be there. nothing in this world is parallel to rocking out in denim and a white tee, throw in a pair of wayfarers or a simple jacket and there you have it, perhaps the most essential item of clothing you may ever own. from James dean and the jets of west side story to musicians around the world and even hugh jackman as wolverine. there exists a purity that no other tee can come close to replicating. whether you wear yours when your painting a house or when you're partying it up you will become a better person for it. you will be pure, you will be white, you will be untouchable...

except perhaps by those wildly coloured cocktails that the ladies are so found of

My tee is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its barrel. I will ever guard it against the ravages of weather and damage as I will ever guard my legs, my arms, my eyes and my heart against damage. I will keep my tee clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will...

when caring goes wrong

date 10/9 - 17/9
bought: threadless.com
brand: threadless
size: medium
price: Freeeeeeee.....
colour: the colour of objects that do not emit or reflect light in any part of the visible spectrum
why: another choice gift from deejay nicKy T. from those un-matchable lords of internet tee shirt couture

for us down here in the south of the world the threadless phenomenon is relatively new and more difficult to access. but the guys at threadless have been doing what they do for ten years. connecting artists around the world with the ability to see their designs not just printed but seen and purchased by a massive global audience.

what this means for me is another sweet tee to add to my collection. it may not be a Warhol but this tee is another marker of that postmodern world we live in

and hey it has a care bear smoking a cigarette

what could be cooler...

it's hip to be a square

date 03/9 - 10/9
bought: Ebay
brand: Team Zissou
size: small
price: $16.99
colour: zissou Blue
why: who can resist a man in a in a sky blue tee, on a boat with a red cap and speedo

quite possibly one of the most odd films you will ever see. do yourself a favour and watch "The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou" or any film by Wes Anderson. personally i couldn't get the acoustic covers of David Bowie classics in portuguese out of my head so i had to buy the cd. if, like me, you enjoy that quirky kind of film and music 'they' call indie then get on it. but if you are indeed truly 'indie' then you will have probably seen and heard this, enjoyed it while you were the only person to have seen it and then moved on as soon as the number of followers on twitter hit 10. to the next indie hit that no one has heard of yet

but don't worry if you like this film and will continue to like this film even if it becomes popularized because like all things fashionable it moves in a circle. in a generations time people will have forgotten about it and its number of facebook fans will drop below that double digit number and thus it will become 'cool' again and by association so will you...

for about 12 seconds

but in this crazy world any longer and you've already sold out

gold gold gold

date 27/8 - 03/9
bought: savers
brand: olympic
size: small
price: $2.99
colour: greyish whiteish marble
why: this tee is absolute gold

1996 was one hell of a year. the super chess computer "deep blue" defeates Garry Kasparov for the first time, Alanis Morrisette wins the grammy for album of the year, the nintendo 64 is released, the first cloned animal 'dolly' the sheep is born and Tupac Shakur is gunned down in las vegas and of course the olympics are held in atlanta.

where would we be without the atlanta olympics? Muhammad Ali would be missing a gold medal. there are developments too in the new sports played at these olympics, softball and mountain biking but most important of all... beach volleyball. the inclusion of scantily clad women diving around in the sand adds a certain class to the international sporting world.

but most importantly this tee was created. who knows where it's been hiding since then...

paradise found...

date 20/8 - 27/8
bought: savers
brand: paradise
size: small
price: $2.99
colour: Patrick White
why: it's the colours, those sweet sweet colours
spotted: looking cute and a little sleepy. late night. melbourne.

another gem found lying amongst the rabble of gwen steffani tour shirts and awfully sloganized tees. another tee to add to the list of places i've never been, not because i haven't been to bali but because i don't remember seeing a lush green paradise populated with neon purple birds. no... this tee is from an entirely different world, think of it as less indochina and more 'paradise. less second hand tee shirt and more of a journey into the unconscious

still waiting for an answer to last weeks quote question seems like no one wants the awfully cheap prizes i offered. thats cool, it just means more free slurpees for me and not you and with the weather heating up (slowly) that's always a good thing

who wants to win a prize???

date 13/8 - 20/8
bought: savers
brand: threadless
size: small
price: $3.99
colour: Green like the FNG's
why: i would've bought this tee from threadless if they hadn't sold out

its like "a bridesmaid's dress. someone loved it intensely for one day, then tossed it. like a christmas tree, so special then bam it's abandoned on the side of the road, tinsel still clinging to it".

this is how i feel about all my second hand tees. i like to think of the history they hold within their threads.
if these walls could talk.

girl meets boy, girl buys boy tee, girl breaks boy's heart, boy gives away tee. the story could end here. or i could find this tee, give it a new life, a new purpose and make it an internet star. i also saw this tee on that american guy on the gruen transfer. maybe it's that very same tee, given to him to wear by the ABC fashion advisers then donated, because it can't be used on TV again.

these are all possibilities. but they don't change the fact that this is a good tee, and now it's also 'my' tee

so who can tell me where the "bridesmaid's dress" quote is from, there's a prize, one of those awesome dinosaur shaped donuts from donut king and a coupon for 1 medium slurpee at 7/11

get searching kids for your sweet sugary rewards

P.S. have you been wondering what has been missing from your life? existential crisis over. its seeing me act!
to see my mad acting skillz

click here...

say cheese...

date 6/8 - 13/8
bought: savers
brand: Jarlsberg
size: small
price: $4.99
colour: he's talkin' with davy who's still in the navy, blue
why: jarlsberg, probably my favourite kind of cheese

actually that's a big call. jarslberg is good, it may even be great but there is a lot of cheese out there. the swiss sure know all about neutrality and jarslberg is as neutral as it gets in the cheese world. but seriously people, who made this tee? and for what purpose? was it a special buy 3 wheels of jarlsberg and send away for your free cheese themed tee kind of deal, cuz that would be freekin sweet. with that kind of cheese i'd have enough not to be angry if i came home to find you'd eaten an entire wheel of cheese, i'd just be impressed

i feel the need to increase the number of wine and cheese tastings i attend. where i can proudly don my jarslberg tee and stick it to those non cheese loving tasteless crackpots who probably think cheese comes individually sliced and wrapped in plastic. it doesn't. that shit ain't even cheese. you can get halfway through a slice before you realised the plastic is still on because it tastes the same even if you do unwrap it. so this is for you. you eat that plastic wrap cheese, and you probably eat that kraft cheese spread too and you possibly bought that i snack2.0 thing they sold for a while. but stop, put down that orange piece of rubber in your hand and go buy some real cheese.

it comes in many forms, brie, camembert, roquefort, bleu, pecorino, parmesan just to name a few

and now it comes in tee form

i'm a blade man. man

date 30/7 - 6/8
bought: savers
brand: vision streetwear
size: small
price: $2.99
colour: mr. black
why: this tee is tough. enough said

this weeks tee is from the wrong side of the tracks. it hangs out at the local skatepark doing things like underage drinking and vandalism. it is so tough it lost its sleeves in a knife fight. it was once called chicken and so, jumped off a 12 story building into a kiddie pool filled with concrete. if Chuck Norris was a tee this would be it.

with summer just around the corner sleeves have been made optional on this weeks tee. i doubt it would have the same 'tough' character if it did though. classic logo. classic white on black. this tee is like a kick in the face with a pair of studded motor cycle boots. if you wear a tee like this there is no need for leather jackets. this tee is all the protection you will need.

this tee is
bullet proof
stab proof
poser proof

yeh, i'm famous. how are you?

date 23/7 - 30/7
bought: savers
brand: universal studios
size: small
price: $3.99
colour: blues brothers
why: because one day i'll make it big in hollywood, then who'll be paying the bills? me. the hollywood kid!

its 106 miles to chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, its dark, and we're wearing sunglasses

the bright lights, the fame the fortune, of hollywood. one day i'll to be amongst it, or at least its seedy underbelly. maybe i'd become a B grade actor, maybe B grade films are a little too high to aim, i'd settle for being an actor or even an extra, hell i'd settle just to be in hollywood. i think i should start production of the documentary i've been planning. it's pretty much just a film crew following me around and filming everything i do. it's mostly to capture the things that happen when there's no one around to see it. say you're walking down the street and try to get out of someone's way and you both step the same direction, or you drop an orange an make a miraculous catch by kicking it into the air and doing some sort of 360 degree backflip, you know just the usual everyday stuff.

for now at least i am stuck with being cool only when no one is looking. i'm forever telling poeple just how cool i really am. check out chicks, bartenders, baristas, but they just look at me, and ask for my money

but that will all change
when i make it in hollywood

fake rolex

date 16/7 - 23/7
bought: savers
brand: stoneville saloon
size: medium
price: $3.99
colour: greyish???
why: cheap drinks and lousy food what more could you want? i know! a tee to commemorate the visit

i am unsure of what to call the colour of this tee. not quite white, not quite grey but somehow its just right. there is something about this non descript colour that just yells the exact opposite of spare no expense and there must be something about that that draws me in. perhaps becaues it is in league with one of the founding ideals of one-tee-a-week and that is... that you do not have to spend money to get great fashion. fuck your ed hardy sequins and UV reflective stevie shirts i am a man of morals not labels. if ever i am able to afford a rolex i will buy one, give it to some unsuspecting person and tell them its a fake, then buy a fake rolex and wear that.

that is not to say that all designer labels are bad, but that money does not buy style. it may however pay for a flight to Alzada Montana, and the taxi to the "conveniently located in the middle of nowhere" stoneville saloon where you will find me...
sitting on a bar stool
chatting up waitresses
enjoying cheap drinks
and lousy food
wearing a fake rolex

gooooood morning vietnam!!!

date 9/7 - 16/7
bought: by Khai
brand: saigon
size: medium
price: a gift from a great man
colour: green machine
why: purchased on Khai's decaucherous tour of the far east from some deep opium den

the material of this tee is such that it allows for almost no stretching at all. an odd sensation to say the least. hand embroidered in the shodiest sweatshops. a piece of textile history to be sure

add to that... there is some weird show about swingers on channel 10

stay tuned for some 'care bear' action in a special one-tee-a-week shirt coming up the next few weeks

peace

what's that coming over the hill???

date 2/7 - 9/7
bought: killer-lover (online)
brand: killer-lover
size: medium
price: $20.00
colour: black beast of arghhhhhh...
why: because the boys at killer-lover know how to make a tee

who makes the tees that make the girls go wild? anyone and everyone but killer-lover does it better than most. here's a quick story about just how cool they are

problem: i ordered a tee on sale but they didn't have any in stock
answer: they sent me an email that said i could order any tee from the range at no extra cost

this tee would be perfect for wearing to any zombie/horror/monster themed event. like "survival of the dead" the latest George A. Romero zombie film. i highly recommend both buying this tee and watching the movie

check out the winter range now available at
http://www.killer-lover.com/index.php

get tee
wear tee
Mr. Tee
Tee Hee

pope paul, malcolm X, british politician sex, JFK blown away what else do i have to say

date 26/6 - 2/7
bought: Savers
brand: Billy Joel
size: Large
price: $3.99
colour: piano man white
why: because Billy Joel's storm front was the first cd i ever owned. its still a great album

maybe one day i'll write a song about being a tee shirt man, become famous, go on tour and sell tour tees. until then i will have to be content with this - a 1987 billy joel australian tour tee. shit! this tee is older than i am and possibly in better condition too

a few years ago i nearly bought a tee that had kurt cobain's suicide note on it. nearly. but i doubt as he was loading that shotgun did he ever envision someone turning a buck by selling it. maybe its a beautiful tribute to a beautiful artist or maybe it's in poor taste, only made worse by greed. either way it was not worth the risk.

in answer of last weeks question there are two tees that would be perfect for a wedding. the first is of course the tee from the first week of march (the wedding souvenir tee). as this tee would be impossible to find then the classic tee that looks like you're wearing a tuxedo will more than suffice, you'll look classy, cool, laid back and even get laid all at the same time.

send me your tee for every occasion questions for next week

i hope i have helped, in the world of fashion and the world in general
i hope that the world is a better place than it was last week
i hope that i am somehow a part of that
i hope you found $5 on the floor of a university mens room just like i did

surfers paradise... radar fires pusses

date 19/6 - 26/6
bought: Savers
brand: ?
size: extra small
price: $2.99
colour: snow white and the seven dwarfs
why: this is the first tee in the collection of 'places that i may have been but forgot to buy a souvenir tee'.
spotted: at 'the warehouse' rave party.

i know that technically singlets are not tees but this one was just so rad i had to include it. it has all that 80's charm and colour scheme that seemingly never goes out of fashion or was never in fashion to begin with. i can never remember quite how it goes.

so this was the rave-iest top i could find, and look how it glows under those sweet UV lights. what do you get when you empty out a warehouse and fill with the following: UV lights, a massive trampoline, projectors and dj's... answer? a wicked party. even though raving is not really my scene it helps to have a tee for every occasion. 'a tee for every occasion' sounds like a new segment i should add. people can send me in situations and i can answer them with which tee i would wear in said situation. guess i'd have to get people to read this thing first...

so send me your occasion and i will send you an answer.
as always i am your host and fashion guru
letting YOU the people know what is cool

it takes two...

date 12/6 - 19/6
bought: Savers
brand: element
size: small x 2
price: $4.99 x 2
colour: danny green and gordon brown
why: maybe avril lavigne will like me

this week is a double header, with two! thats right TWO tees. simple in design, simple in colour and yeh i guess i'm still just a skater boi (she said see ya later boi)

soon we will delve into the unknown recesses of my sordid past for clues to my love for tees. it could have much to do with the short lived, unsustainable but oh so fun I Heart Alex tee shirt company. we loved, we lost, we learned... and we live to fight another day

but that my friends is a story for another time. it could be next week or the week after or really anytime from here on in, so please remain courageously seated because the best is still to come

da ba dee da ba die

date 5/6 - 12/6
bought: Savers
brand: penguin/bonds
size: small
price: $5.99
colour: eiffle 65
why: its that cute little penguin, gets me everytime

do polo's count as tee's? i think they kinda do, for the purposes of my blog lets just yes.

as we head on past the equator of one-tee-a-week on our way ever higher we take time to reminisce about how we got here. why it is tee's that have chosen to dominate my wardrobe, my waking moments, the withdrawals from my bank account.

why is there a repetition of blue, this shade of blue and many blues like it in the history of my tee shirt collection. i am told that the colour suits me, but what does that mean? does it matches my complexion? does it bring out my eyes? is there some sort of scientific reason? for that matter i wonder if there is a reason for why i want more and more tee's maybe the reason is psychological. maybe there is something wrong with me? or maybe there is something wrong with everyone else out there who doesn't love tee's...

yeh...
its definitely not me

i think i'm turning japanese...

date 28/5 - 5/6
bought: Savers
brand: ???
size: small
price: 5.99
colour: Jack White
why: because i live the way of the samurai

what a fitting post this would've been had the japanese defeated paraguay. but alas it came down to penalties and only one goal separated them in the end.

this tee has rocketed up the ranks of my ever growing collection and become one of my all time favorites, its fitted in all the right places and the design... amazing.

and now like the speech i won my 5th grade
public speaking competition with it is time to ooooh and aaaah over all the grand and useless inventions that the japanese have given to the world

1. chopstick fan (for cooling noodles)
   
2. baby floor mops
   
3. toilet paper dispensing hat
4. chin stand (for sleeping while standing)
5. the butter stick (like a glue stick for bread)

type chindogu into your google image search
it may leave you a little confused, it may leave you feeling a little used, it may leave you with more questions than answers
answers that i just don't have, or do i?
i don't know, maybe you should ask

kill one... love one...

this photo is simple, on the left are the things that will kill
me, on the right are the things that i love

date 21/5 - 28/5
bought: at next
brand: killer-lover
size: small
price: for free...
colour: harvey keitel, or mr. white
why: because this is a rad tee

so there are some rad dudes that i know, not only are they rad dudes but they also make rad tees, this is the first of the one-tee-a-week shirts that is freely available to the population, i may not have parted with my hard earned cash but you certainly can...

www.killer-lover.com
the instuctions are simple
go there, get tee, get cool...

i'm more of a playstation man myself...

date 14/5 - 21/5
bought: Savers
brand: pretty sure its not official nintendo
size: medium
price: $6.99
colour: Richard B. Riddick
why: because they were all out of princess peach and bowser tee's

there is something wrong with this tee, something i could not put my finger on for quite some time, and then it hit me. its not that the colours seem washed out, its not that luigi looks like it says louie. its the way the mario and luigi are staring at each other, deep into those blue eyes. the posture, the gesture, a real je ne sais quoi that is seemingly wrong but makes this tee feel oh so right. thats why i had to buy it, thats why i had to own my own little piece of gaming history

people seldom comment on this blog, sometimes i feel i may be the only one reading it, so tell all your friends about it, especially those who love tee's so we can all share the love

coming next week... Killer-Lover tee... amazing

jessica alba wears a sweater for most of the movie

when i think ibiza i think: island, those pastey white poms, drugs. and there's nothing more english or drugged up than skins

date 7/5 - 14/5
bought: Savers
brand: www.nudeshirts.com
size: medium
price: $4.99
colour: i hear 'into the blue' is a really good movie
why: because there is nothing like snorting lines of cocaine off the back of a $10,000 dollar a night hooker, and the best place to do that is... IBIZA and the best tee to wear whilst in IBIZA??? this one of course


another sweet savers find, up there with other purchases like the playstation powerglove or six minute abs or even the revolving aquarium lamp. there is no end to the useful and useless stuff people no longer want

i fear i may have lied to you, because i have not been told by anyone ever that 'into the blue' was a good movie... in fact i once met joss wheddon and he said that jessica alba was wearing a sweater for most of it anyway. that to me is a travesty
or a traves-tee
or travis wearing a tee

watch dexter or i'll kill you ...

date 30/4 - 7/5
bought: Savers
brand: dexter
size: medium
price: $2.99
colour: BLACK like Barry White, not white like Frank Black
why: i saw someone in the city wearing this tee and wanted one, then to see it in savers, in a size that fits me, oh how the world looks after me

is it wrong to empathize with a serial killer? enough of this starting a family, i liked dexter more when he was a sociopath, not a family man.

so we're all about the month of may, we're well on our way to being caught up, and we're also close to the halfway point of oneteeaweek i've got some big plans for the next half, including special guest tee's and maybe even a look at some of my old favorites

Das ist fantastiggerish...

date 23/4 - 30/4
bought: Dangerfield Doncaster
brand: Dangerfield
size: medium
price: $15 on sale (they wanted $40)
colour: are stripes and patterns a colour?
why: the colour, the pattern, the small little metal button, it's the details that make a tee
Spotted: getting the guns out in ACDC lane

the story behind the tigger mask:
oft i travel to the meadows of broad to purchase some of the best value eats this fair town has to offer, near this shop of kebabs hides a toy kingdom factory outlet kinda store, yet more bargains to be had. they had a whole table of these tigger masks for only 1$ each. press a button and it says some of tigger's classic phrases, the only catch? they're all in german personally i think this adds value to the product, i'm not sure toykingdom see it the way i do. its fun & educational just like a good toy shud be

if only i knew what he were saying

A nautically themed pashmina afghan

San Diego... Drink it in, it always goes down smooth. Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means "a whale's vagina"

Ron Burgundy...

date 26/3 - 2/4
bought: Savers Greensborough
brand: sea world
size: small
price: $4.99
colour: Aqua
why: this aint sea world! this is as real as it gets!
Spotted: getting a free killer-lover tee at next... no joke (you will see that tee later in the year)

killer whales and killer pythons a winning combination in any language... the kind of tee that dreams are made of. big ups to andy for snapping away with his madd camera and catching me in the act... of enjoying yet another amazing tee